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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The 6 ChatGPT settings you need to change to get the most out of the AI chatbot - Mashable

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you agree that all President Trump needs to do during tonight's 6/27/24 debate is to stand quietly at the podium and simply allow Mr. Biden to go down in flames?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

With long courtship behind him, Aaron Rodgers learning the Steelers ropes on 'first day of school' - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?